For several months this summer Franny emphatically told me she wanted to be a ballerina for Halloween this year. I was a bit disappointed. I mean, she's going to be taking dance lessons this fall, so she's going to be a ballerina anyway. I was just hoping for something a little more fun. So I was thrilled when she changed her mind and said she wanted to be Wonder Woman instead. Coolest female super-hero ever! You bet. Then I remembered that Wonder Woman looks like this:
Make that sluttiest female super-hero ever.